this is madness

oh leonidus.

who else could have some garish sex scene with his wife, kick a man down a well whilst wearing a cape and some tiny pants and still pull off sexy?

or maybe that's what makes him so sexy.

he does look rather smashing.

even with that weird-ass horse helmut thing.

he's so admirable too.

i mean, there's only 300 of them right?

but they fight against xerxes and his persian army of about 10000

and the rhino things that fight with him.

what a man.

Daxos: I see I was wrong to expect Sparta's commitment to at least match our own.

King Leonidas: Doesn't it?

[points to Arcadian soldier behind Daxos]

King Leonidas: You there, what is your profession?

Free Greek-Potter: I am a potter... sir.

King Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?

Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir.

King Leonidas: Sculptor.

[turns to a third soldier]

King Leonidas: You?

Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith.

King Leonidas: Spartans! What is your profession?

Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

King Leonidas: You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.

ohhh you