how much longer?

last night was lovely

twas very entertaining as well.

i wish i hadn't done some of the things that i did though.

i mean don't get me wrong i had an awesome time,

but i really could have done without getting as drunk as i did,

falling down hubbies top garden to his
bottom garden and landing on my back

and some other things.

regardless of the fact that i'm sure i've damaged
my spine in some permanent way,

i'm confused.

i just feel as if these things wouldn't
have happened if you had been there.

things wouldn't be bizarre and i wouldn't
have had the need to be intoxicated.

and i know i can't be using you as an excuse for
that because that's just a bit unfair but

you owe me a wheelchair when i become a paraplegic.